Two major human fears...(mixing 40k & Fantasy)
Your food can kill you & Pandemic-people will make me sick-n-die.....
Personally I hope every-body on this forum lives a long healthy life...
But I hope those B@st@rds over at the Scrabble forums get it....
This flu has been around before...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASibLqwVbskThe plain Influenza kills many.... young-old every year....
It boils down to.
Too many Fish in the Pond.
And too many dirty birds from other Ponds landing here.
Making our little fish's float!
Man may have mastered Warfare..
But Nature wrote the Codex on Germ Warfare...and gets an extra D6 Casting Roll.
Our *fungus based* Ward-Saves are proving weaker each round...
And all the battlefield is covered in Mini's....
Nature gets to use Apoc-Rules...
And really the table is so cluttered those blast templates can't miss!
Too bad we're all in dry grass and the fire's gonna spread!
Nature is also infused with the essence of Chaos...
Our own factories of the Imperium spew funk that'll make warp-stone dust taste like candy.
As you open your new Valkarie box....Wonder how many packages came from mexico:)
And either how many Plague Marines can fit in a Thunder-hawk ...
Or how many Illegall's can you smuggle across the Border in a Rhino!
* Fungus: being a completely seperate form of life...arrived here on Earth via an Asteroid millions of years ago and founded many organized religions*